Somethings Gonna Get Us All

D                    A   D
Every time I turn on my TV
                               A       D
They tell me something else is bad for me
         Bm                    G
Well you can't do this and you can't eat that
D                              A       D
They say it caused cancer in a few lab rats

[Verse 2]
                                A          D
Well the water's all poison and the air is too
                                   A         D
And if that ain't enough there's a new swine flu
         Bm                       G
Yeah the planet's heating up so we're all gonna fry
    D                               A     D
But ain't nobody getting outta this world alive

[Chorus]
     G                    D
No I ain't gonna worry, I ain't gonna fret
     A                   D
Have another drink and a cigarette
G                D       Cadd9                D
As long as we're here we might as well have a ball
D                A                               D
'Cause sooner or later, something's gonna get us all

[Verse 3]
D                                A        D
I had a health nut, used to live down the road
                                   A       D
He ran 10 miles every morning come rain or snow
       Bm                   G
But he couldn't outrun that twist of fate
         D                          A         D
When you cross four lanes you gotta look both ways
                                       D
'Cause a semi truck can sure ruin your day

[Chorus]
 G                        D
No I ain't gonna worry, I ain't gonna fret
     A                   D
Have another drink and a cigarette
G                D       Cadd9                D
As long as we're here we might as well have a ball
D                A                               D
'Cause sooner or later, something's gonna get us all

[Chorus]
 G                         D
No I ain't gonna worry, I ain't gonna fret
     A                   D
Have another drink and a cigarette

G                D       Cadd9                D
As long as we're here we might as well have a ball
D                A                               D
'Cause sooner or later, something's gonna get us all

[Outro]
                   Bm           G
Well it might be a grizzly or a gator
D     A           D      G
Alien invaders of high cholesterol
    D                 A                       D
But sooner or later, something's gonna get us all